I’m Not Vegan, But My Health Tips Make Sense
We hear so much about health topics and diets these days. Vegan, Vegetarian, Paleo, etc. I’m here to tell you that those diets are all nonsense. You are not going to live any longer than the average person buying into all of that bullshit. Don’t be a sucker. I’ve learned some things along the way, as both a once-active person who enjoys working out occasionally while also being a cook. Chef is probably a more accurate term. Let me clue you in on this: Diets are nonsense. More than what you eat, it’s more about how much of it you eat. You can graze all day on vegetables and salad and still look like a cow. They do it too. It’s all about being a bit more active and portion control. Move your asses when you can and eat off of a smaller plate. I appreciate you participating in my latest TED Talk. What? More info? Jesus. I can’t write 5-minute blogs EVERY time. But hell, I guess I can expand. Here are some theories I’ve come up with during my 48 years on this planet.Though this theory is not regarded as accurate or recommended, I can vouch for its truth. The more fast food you eat, the better preserved your internal organs are. Seriously, give this some consideration, here. Have you ever seen that science experiment where they took an extra-value meal from McDonald’s and let it sit out for weeks? They may have even watched it for months. It didn’t deteriorate like you’d think. It was astounding how little it changed. That was good enough for me. I knew I’d never again worry about eating fast food. Fast food coats my internal organs with enough preservatives to protect them from cancer or any other crazy shit that might be floating around in there. Plus I have enough of the extra napkins they load each bag of greasy goodness with to completely line the glovebox of my car. That’s…
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